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A Clueless American's Guide to EURO 2024 Germany
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Welcome to a Clueless American's Guide to Euro 2024. The greatest international tournament, that isn't the World Cup. Know next to nothing about European football or soccer as we call it in the states? Don't know which team to root for or have a connection to any country in the tournament? I got you fam. This is the video for you.
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Clueless American's Guide to the Champions League Final 2024
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The History of Soccer Legends Coming to America
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The History of Soccer Legends Coming to America
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Clueless European's Guide to the NBA Playoffs (2023)
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A Clueless American's Guide to the Europa League
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A Clueless American's Guide to the Europa League
Clueless American's Guide to Picking a Team in the Champions League
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A Clueless American's Recap of February in the Premier League
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A Clueless American's Recap of February in the Premier League
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A Clueless American Grades Every Premier League Team (Mid Season Update)

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @teunvdkeur9615
    @teunvdkeur9615 30 хвилин тому

    “The netherlands are good”. We are 7th best football nation according to FIFA, which includes non-european nations. We are more than pretty good and have the best all-round squad. We have the best defence and have the best midfield arguably. We have also been present at practically every EURO. Its so weird how we are always being underestimated. On paper we are better than England, Spain, italy, etc. Only france is better on paper.

    • @iAlan_Anderson
      @iAlan_Anderson 28 хвилин тому

      Delusional, you have a better defence but England midfield and attack is superior

  • @remimgr
    @remimgr 38 хвилин тому

    england did not make it to the final four in 2022 thanks to kane horrendous penalty kick

  • @4ragazzivendrame130
    @4ragazzivendrame130 59 хвилин тому

    I felt the HellDivers 2 callout

  • @aaronking4074
    @aaronking4074 Годину тому

    15:21 And in the last two, the home nation has lost the final. (France and England)

  • @TheMiguel4710
    @TheMiguel4710 Годину тому

    0:34 censoring Islamic Republic's flag?

  • @kfcblaziken495
    @kfcblaziken495 Годину тому

    :)

  • @Qyu24
    @Qyu24 Годину тому

    I watch these as an American that already knows how the tournament works

  • @captainfalconmain6576
    @captainfalconmain6576 Годину тому

    the reason americans don’t know the euros because they live in a different universe then europeans 😊

  • @christianparedes5433
    @christianparedes5433 2 години тому

    Copa America next. Also Yt does me dirty by sending me the the notification 2 days after

  • @666koren
    @666koren 2 години тому

    Very well done, funny as hell.. loved it

  • @musictunes3200
    @musictunes3200 2 години тому

    14:36 did he say Erling haaland???

  • @harissonleacock4634
    @harissonleacock4634 2 години тому

    There also a fourth option don’t watch the year watch COPA America

  • @harissonleacock4634
    @harissonleacock4634 2 години тому

    What about the COPA America?

  • @jwilliams1642
    @jwilliams1642 2 години тому

    Telling all these soccer fans Tom Brady is “arguably” the best is blasphemy.

  • @XCristianxX
    @XCristianxX 2 години тому

    Copa america next

  • @harissonleacock4634
    @harissonleacock4634 2 години тому

    What about the COPA America?

  • @kwanman5146
    @kwanman5146 2 години тому

    Wonder if the US will be humiliated at the Copa America by playing proper teams. Preview please? It will be great to see the tactical genius Greg get battered by Biaesla and Uruguay.

  • @tomCGNpics
    @tomCGNpics 3 години тому

    Oh, your sleepers missed their wake-up calls.

  • @Surteronarto
    @Surteronarto 3 години тому

    i as a minority...there are more asians than white people in the world so white people are the minority lol

  • @miniegg
    @miniegg 3 години тому

    This is so true. Love from England

  • @KK-wt1te
    @KK-wt1te 4 години тому

    It isnt palmers breakthrough season. He played quite a few games for city. It still blows my mind they sold him. Looked like they were slowly bringing him through like they did with foden.

  • @snakedoctor0_018
    @snakedoctor0_018 4 години тому

    Watching this after both Scotland and Croatia got pipped 😂😂😂

  • @RedCharLang
    @RedCharLang 4 години тому

    If England win the 2024 Euro's then riots would break out across Europe while the worlds largest party would be going on in England.

  • @dasilvasurfer3160
    @dasilvasurfer3160 5 годин тому

    lol Scotland was the not play Aged bad

  • @vinnydiaz6959
    @vinnydiaz6959 5 годин тому

    FORZA AZZURI

  • @siisti81
    @siisti81 5 годин тому

    "A black team, like France." Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @m0e566
    @m0e566 5 годин тому

    Nothing unites Europe as much as Scottish and German fans running through unix and screaming clap if you hate the English

  • @kfcblaziken495
    @kfcblaziken495 6 годин тому

    :)

  • @gediminaskucinskas6952
    @gediminaskucinskas6952 6 годин тому

    Your scotland take aged like a fine milk. Germany were a little bit merciless on those poor scottish corpses.

  • @joekildarde-fo5ob
    @joekildarde-fo5ob 6 годин тому

    Bro forget the best defensive team Netherlands

  • @niek4pro
    @niek4pro 6 годин тому

    I takes an american to say something positive about Southgate.

  • @1509Freeze
    @1509Freeze 6 годин тому

    I have two weeks of holidays, and I spent them as u described. Watch up to three matches a day, have a meal between them and then spread liberty and democracy.

  • @skc9917
    @skc9917 7 годин тому

    Bro really cursed both Scotland and Croatia back to back 😭 Seriously though, I'll have to pull a Will Smith on ya if you ever decide to cheer for Croatia again man...

  • @gfnisttr4905
    @gfnisttr4905 7 годин тому

    17:00 that is not a hot take I am portuguese and everyone I know that knows the minimum about football agrees

  • @marco0445
    @marco0445 7 годин тому

    The whole of Europe hatewatching England:

  • @JKirbs23
    @JKirbs23 7 годин тому

    Scotland and Croatia… oooff

  • @wuxiagamescentral
    @wuxiagamescentral 7 годин тому

    Austria is the real Dark Horse if they get out of the group

  • @heavydevy007
    @heavydevy007 8 годин тому

    Scotland and Croatia? - yeah, 1 day later and it already didn't aged well 😅. don't get me wrong, i also thought they will do really good. But let's see what will happen! Btw way - my dark horse is Austria 😅 there, i said it!

  • @roxy365_
    @roxy365_ 8 годин тому

    this is the only guy who is forgiven for saying soccer

  • @Vachalen
    @Vachalen 8 годин тому

    The Dutch will win it.

  • @georgebourlos1430
    @georgebourlos1430 9 годин тому

    Spain is a sure thing to make it F4

  • @mrbewst9131
    @mrbewst9131 9 годин тому

    Do not support them they lost 5-1

  • @Zejnex
    @Zejnex 9 годин тому

    Well, Scotland and Croatia didnt age quite well.....

  • @gideonoks1780
    @gideonoks1780 9 годин тому

    8:20 is it a tottenham jersy on Harry Kane?

  • @nesthocker97
    @nesthocker97 9 годин тому

    with a vpn you can watch the european championship on several national Broadcasts like the German ard or zdf, the swiss ssr or the austria orf

  • @mindofshinzu
    @mindofshinzu 9 годин тому

    England is the only team i enjoy hate-watching, they way their fans act just makes them so easy to hate. I also love how so many of their football chants involve them winning 2 world wars instead of any football achievements💀

    • @kwanman5146
      @kwanman5146 3 години тому

      Still won one WC. Not sure why you hate watch England given your massive prejudices. Probably never even step foot in my country. I'm off to the Euros in a couple of week to watch Spain from the UK. Go and sit in a dark room incel.

  • @BSZ76
    @BSZ76 9 годин тому

    If you are Caucasian you should support county that is literally from the Caucus mountains - Georgia 🇬🇪 ❤️

  • @ankaslodek3759
    @ankaslodek3759 10 годин тому

    Bro Scotland lost 5-1 and Croatia lost 3-0

  • @user-qp4qw5jc6l
    @user-qp4qw5jc6l 11 годин тому

    Portugal is your dark horse ? Team that according to bookies has the biggest chance for winning it. That's your dark horse... I dont think you understand what dark horse is.

  • @jeremybourne7721
    @jeremybourne7721 11 годин тому

    Top tier content. Really well told, legendary story.