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A Clueless American's Guide to EURO 2024 Germany
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Welcome to a Clueless American's Guide to Euro 2024. The greatest international tournament, that isn't the World Cup. Know next to nothing about European football or soccer as we call it in the states? Don't know which team to root for or have a connection to any country in the tournament? I got you fam. This is the video for you.
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How A Cursed Team had an Undefeated Season
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Check out Sangalo: www.sangalo.co/?TheFatAsian This is the story of how the most cursed team in football, became invincible. Bayern Leverkusen are a team in the Bundesliga that were so cursed, they were nicknamed in their home country as Neverkusen. Well this is the story of how Neverkusen became Neverlusen. Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2BMOnus Watch my other videos! bit.ly/LatestVideosBMOnus Follow BM...
Clueless American's Guide to the Champions League Final 2024
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Use code FATASIAN50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next box at bit.ly/3TlEVCs! Welcome to a clueless American's guide to the Champions League 2024 edition. Let me be your clueless guide and breakdown all the big storylines going into Europe's biggest footy tournament. Who are the pretenders, the contenders, and of course some sleepers for all the cool kids in the back. V...
Clueless American's Guide to the Champion's League Semifinals ft Maqwell
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Check out Sangalo: www.sangalo.co/?TheFatAsian Welcome to a clueless American's guide to the Champions League 2024 edition. Let me be your clueless guide and breakdown all the big storylines going into Europe's biggest footy tournament. Who are the pretenders, the contenders, and of course some sleepers for all the cool kids in the back. Video partially edited by Luis Palmer Subscribe: bit.ly/S...
A Clueless American's Guide to the 2024 Champions League
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Use code FATASIAN50 to get 50% OFF First Box and free wellness shots for life with any active subscription at bit.ly/3TlEVCs! Welcome to a clueless American's guide to the Champions League 2024 edition. Let me be your clueless guide and breakdown all the big storylines going into Europe's biggest footy tournament. Who are the pretenders, the contenders, and of course some sleepers for all the c...
The F*cking Sweetest Revenge Story in Sports
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Check out Sangalo: www.sangalo.co/?TheFatAsian In this video I will tell you a tale of revenge. This is a story of a club who was stolen away from the people of Wimbledon, but instead of just taking it, their fans banded together and formed a new club, AFC Wimbledon, from the ashes of the old. And from the absolute bottom of the English football pyramid, they would rise like a pheonix, all the ...
Is Kobbie Mainoo Manchester United's Savior?
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Check out Sangalo: www.sangalo.co/?TheFatAsian In this video where I break down why there is so much hype around 18 year old sensation Kobbie Mainoo. Is he truly the future savior of Manchester United? Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2BMOnus Watch my other videos! bit.ly/LatestVideosBMOnus Follow BMOnus: Twitter: bit.ly/2UU1CR4 Instagram: bit.ly/2GAM62S Twitch: www.twitch.tv/bmonus Business Email: contact...
The Most Devastating Cucking in Sports History
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Check out Sangalo: www.sangalo.co/?TheFatAsian In this video we review the life and times of football's most chaotic power couple, Mauro Icardi and Wanda Nara. Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2BMOnus Watch my other videos! bit.ly/LatestVideosBMOnus Follow BMOnus: Twitter: bit.ly/2UU1CR4 Instagram: bit.ly/2GAM62S Twitch: www.twitch.tv/bmonus Business Email: contact@tablerock.com #BMOnus #CluelessAmerican #...
When a High School Team Went Blue Lock IRL
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Use code FATASIAN50 to get 50% off your first Factor box at bit.ly/3TlEVCs! This is the story of when Blue Lock happened in real life. In the 2003 JFA Emperor's Cup, a high school team took on the champions of Japan. Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2BMOnus Watch my other videos! bit.ly/LatestVideosBMOnus Follow BMOnus: Twitter: bit.ly/2UU1CR4 Instagram: bit.ly/2GAM62S Twitch: www.twitch.tv/bmonus Business...
Are Aston Villa a Real Threat?
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Use code BMONUS50 to get 50% off your first Factor box at bit.ly/3Rbr26M! This is the story of how a manager and a team that everyone had labeled as a bunch of failures, losers, and hacks, became the most feared team in the Premier League. This is a story of redemption for Unai Emery and Aston Villa. Or should I say, the start of their super villain arc? Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2BMOnus Watch my ot...
Look at how much Pulisic has Leveled Up in Italy 🤌
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Look at how amazing Christian Pulisic looks at AC Milan. After looking completely lost at Chelsea the last 2 years, Captain America has been reborn in Italy. But how long can he keep this form up? Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2BMOnus Watch my other videos! bit.ly/LatestVideosBMOnus Video Partially Edited by Luis Palmer Follow BMOnus: Twitter: bit.ly/2UU1CR4 Instagram: bit.ly/2GAM62S Twitch: www.twitch....
Clueless American's Guide to Picking a Premier League Team (2024 Edition)
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Is your NFL team's season already over? Is half of your fantasy team already on IR? Fear not, I have a solution for you. You need to bandwagon a team in the Premier League, aka the NFL of England. And with a handful of games into the season, we can now say who are the contenders and who are the pretenders. So let me be your guide, in helping you choose a team that won't completely let you down ...
Is Ten Hagg DONE at Manchester United?
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Clueless Non-American's Guide to the NFL Season 2023/24
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A Clueless American's Guide to Manchester United
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Clueless American's Guide to the Premier League 2023/24
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Clueless American's Guide to the Premier League 2023/24
The History of Soccer Legends Coming to America
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The History of Soccer Legends Coming to America
The Story of the Premier League in 2023
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The Story of the Premier League in 2023
Clueless American's Guide to the Champions League Final 2023
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Clueless American's Guide to the Champions League Final 2023
No One Deserves it More Than Victor Osimhen
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No One Deserves it More Than Victor Osimhen
Clueless American's Guide to the Champions League Semi-Finals
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Clueless American's Guide to the Champions League Semi-Finals
Soccer Expert Breaks Down Everything Wrong With Blue Lock Eps 1-2
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Soccer Expert Breaks Down Everything Wrong With Blue Lock Eps 1-2
Clueless European's Guide to the NBA Playoffs (2023)
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Clueless European's Guide to the NBA Playoffs (2023)
A Clueless American's Guide to the Europa League
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A Clueless American's Guide to the Europa League
Clueless American's Guide to Picking a Team in the Champions League
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Clueless American's Guide to Picking a Team in the Champions League
A Clueless American's Recap of February in the Premier League
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A Clueless American's Recap of February in the Premier League
How Mitoma STUDIED 🤓 his way to be a Dribbling God
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How Mitoma STUDIED 🤓 his way to be a Dribbling God
The Story of How Rashford Unlocked GODMODE!
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The Story of How Rashford Unlocked GODMODE!
A Clueless European's Guide to the 2023 Superbowl
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A Clueless European's Guide to the 2023 Superbowl
A Clueless American Grades Every Premier League Team (Mid Season Update)
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A Clueless American Grades Every Premier League Team (Mid Season Update)

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @DJARB588
    @DJARB588 49 хвилин тому

    That is some serious aping of the Internet Historian.

  • @ideiasradicaispt9772
    @ideiasradicaispt9772 2 години тому

    Even though I'm holding back my enthusiasm for this Euro, as I am still hesitant as to how we'll fare against strong opposition (which we haven't had since 2022's World Cup, maybe with the exception of the friendly match against Croatia, which we lost), here I was watching this video and thinking to myself "is he seriously not gonna talk about Portugal?" My deepest apologies for what I may have rushed to think before watching the whole video! Bruno Fernandes and Bernardo Silva have yet to make a solid performance in the group stage, but there are many others who can take over the reins of this team. Vitinha has been great, João Neves can hold that midfield for 90 minutes, especially with Palhinha alongside him. Ruben Neves, who many Portuguese have been unhappy about being called up after a season in Saudi Arabia, seems to be in good shape and he can also pull off those long range passes... I just don't want to get my hopes too high, because we've had brilliant teams in the past and we were only able to win when we were an incredible defensive stronghold. I know we've got great defensive players, but I feel they've not been tested yet under Martinez, so I guess it's a case of waiting and seeing. By the way, as I write this, Croatia are already out. Their group was not easy, but I'm still kind of disappointed!

  • @alanwbennett
    @alanwbennett 4 години тому

    Enjoyed the analysis and vibe! Great to meet you watching the England game today!

  • @rubenchavez5431
    @rubenchavez5431 5 годин тому

    broooo get to it. Good content but get to the point

  • @HP_line_cook
    @HP_line_cook 5 годин тому

    Why no Copa America vid?

  • @fastng
    @fastng 6 годин тому

    so world cup is just copa and euro combined

  • @k4yser
    @k4yser 7 годин тому

    Your women do win in football, because the rest of the world doesnt take it serious and it's barely supported. The amount of money the US pumped into the women team is unrivaled. Other than in the male counterpart, america is on the forefront in a very unchallenged branch. The US men are way better than the women and would blow them out of the water of they would play seriously against each other. It's just that the males have the problem that they face proper footballing nations everywhere they go, with national teams way older than theirs. Also your pro league is on second or third tier level of the top 5 european leagues. As long as your boys don't get to play in Europe, you won't go anywhere.

  • @infinitygirlak
    @infinitygirlak 8 годин тому

    There are only 3 teams. Steelers. Anyone playing against the Cowgirls... and everyone else.

  • @Henrik11679
    @Henrik11679 9 годин тому

    Globally, Whites are a minority, unlike Asians. Just sayin..

  • @mariozucchero7622
    @mariozucchero7622 9 годин тому

    I still will never forgive Palacio and Higuain completely shafting La Albiceleste vs Germany.... I will never forget

  • @emanuelemaragno8840
    @emanuelemaragno8840 10 годин тому

    Leverkusen didn't have an unbeaten season.

  • @leviatanpodcast9470
    @leviatanpodcast9470 11 годин тому

    No Copa America video?

  • @Usedtobebillie
    @Usedtobebillie 11 годин тому

    You were doing well until you said Southgate was a good manager.

  • @thijmenvanede9521
    @thijmenvanede9521 11 годин тому

    The netherlands is not nordic 😩

  • @dmali2096
    @dmali2096 12 годин тому

    "Black Team" huh ? you mean the French team.

  • @davorfistrovic7363
    @davorfistrovic7363 12 годин тому

    This is probably the worst video ever published in UA-cam 🤮

  • @ogerpinata1703
    @ogerpinata1703 12 годин тому

    Deutschland mein Junge🗿

  • @ClicheMoniker82
    @ClicheMoniker82 13 годин тому

    Giggs?

  • @s.hoffmann5616
    @s.hoffmann5616 15 годин тому

    I guess showing game fotage with a projector was not enough to hide your video from UEFA - I hope your entertaining content will resurface soon.

  • @user-po1np7zy8d
    @user-po1np7zy8d 17 годин тому

    If Ronaldo doesn’t play clueless except Bruno who of those big stars actually stands up for Portugal maybe Bernardo but definitely not Leao 😂

  • @Diegsn
    @Diegsn 18 годин тому

    If you want to see some beautiful entertaining football, follow Belgium ;)

  • @jaymoney9013
    @jaymoney9013 18 годин тому

    Uefa got the latest vid! noooo

  • @mrslacker1437
    @mrslacker1437 18 годин тому

    Why delete the last video?!??!!? I was watching!!!!!!!!!

  • @Valjean666dk
    @Valjean666dk 19 годин тому

    Time to stealth edit Scotland out, and add Denmark or the Netherlands.

  • @Valjean666dk
    @Valjean666dk 19 годин тому

    I wish Kane would spend some of his money on speech therapy, so he could speak as well as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • @atropatene3596
    @atropatene3596 19 годин тому

    Well I made it to 7:19 and I can't watch any more of this crap.

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 21 годину тому

    Milton Keynes is NOT in northern greater London. It is over 50 miles from central London.

  • @ItSaBeastNerd
    @ItSaBeastNerd 23 години тому

    17:04 I thought that audio cutout was for effect, but it actually just cut out

  • @skydy97
    @skydy97 23 години тому

    Very interesting video, even for a german football enthusiast to watch. However, what happend with the voice during the Ronaldo-part?

  • @Jkev24
    @Jkev24 День тому

    Albert looks too similar to his cousin... If you know, you know.

  • @marcel6779
    @marcel6779 День тому

    You forgot to mention that the USA never really earned the third place in the first World Cup tho, as a match for third place between the USA and Yugoslavia wasn’t ever played. The only reason why they got the third place is because fifa felt like it

  • @Will-fk2dk
    @Will-fk2dk День тому

    Why is this still a debate? The US simply does not feel the same about Soccer/Football as much of the World does. Why do only a few countries win in Rugby? (New Zealand, Australia, South Africa, England, Ireland) Why do only a few countries win at Ping Pong (China and a few other Asian countries) Why do so few countries dominate in specific sports or events? Because those countries actually CARE about the sport. Basketball is now one of the most popular Sports in the world... Dominated by the United States. Why? Because we love the game. We have the best players, best coaches, etc. That is exactly why the US will probably never win a World Cup. We do not have the best players or coaches, and 90% of the Country just... Doesnt care.

  • @Bloodlustian
    @Bloodlustian День тому

    10:30 "legitimately he is a good manager" Choke on those words 10 days after publishing this video.

  • @Bloodlustian
    @Bloodlustian День тому

    10:30 "legitimately he is a good manager" Choke on those words 10 days after publishing this video.

  • @wierdwesterner
    @wierdwesterner День тому

    I'm a Wolves fan. Hate MK Dons. Hate them.

  • @BoboLemonz
    @BoboLemonz День тому

    All I can hear is Ryan Reynolds giving me surprisingly tame (but useful) commentary on football teams

  • @dachi6451
    @dachi6451 День тому

    georgia not mentioned :((

  • @smahlt
    @smahlt День тому

    who cares. soccer fucking sucks ass. why was this shit recommended to me?

  • @fvefve12
    @fvefve12 День тому

    If we Dutch were a little bit less xenophobic and anti-islam, we could have had a Dutch team with Amrabat, Kökcu and Ziyech.

  • @SetaSayin
    @SetaSayin День тому

    Why the fuck you digress that part .. that seems interesting

  • @mrcz7575
    @mrcz7575 2 дні тому

    My man has got the Gundam Wing music playing in the background during Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker scene. 🤣😂🤣😂 Awesome my man, simply awesome! I was like, "What is that nostalgic sound i hear under his talking???" 😁👍🏾

  • @cintracaio
    @cintracaio 2 дні тому

    Loved it

  • @andresg297
    @andresg297 2 дні тому

    The Euro is a mini WorldCop without the shitty teams

  • @HashimhidayathMaliyakkal
    @HashimhidayathMaliyakkal 2 дні тому

    Well I agree with your hot take 💯💯💯

  • @maxim5156
    @maxim5156 2 дні тому

    Calling the Netherlands a nordic country is wild

  • @skwad240
    @skwad240 2 дні тому

    thank god you muted yourself after saying the biggest stupid sentence ever said in football's history

  • @Dartagnan88
    @Dartagnan88 2 дні тому

    As an Austrian I’m so thankful that united let him go. Joke of a club

  • @chairnobill2957
    @chairnobill2957 2 дні тому

    England's last football title in 1966 is closer to the sinking of the Titanic in 1912 (54 years) than to today in 2024 (58 years).

  • @ianm1462
    @ianm1462 2 дні тому

    14:08 - woah was already enjoying this story but then I get chills that I can’t quite place. My man dropped Gundam Wing music in the background. Insta sub.

  • @veritas4364
    @veritas4364 2 дні тому

    The fact that the Internet is dominated by nerds means you can't watch any video without choking on anime, gaming and wrestling references.